Life of Lorna

I like friends and family and giggling till my ribs hurt.
Studying Journalism at the University of Salford.
I love living here with my boyfriend and getting to study and work in MediaCityUK.
I dance ( Ballroom/Latin/ bit of street variety) and I am super excited over disney films, musicals and various other cheesey
things. these are my ramblings.

Wrap it, people.

Am I the only freakin person I know right now that isn’t pregnant? This coming year I’ll be spending a fortune on “congratulations on your new arrival” cards. Might get a discount if I buy in bulk, at least. 

Seems like everytime I go on facebook a new person’s got a status “oooh I’m so happy we’re expecting!!!”

Someone I used to be in a class with at school is pregnant with her second, and her boyfriend is in jail. It’s scary. I mean, I’m pretty sure my 14 year old brother would make a better mother than her. 

I’m sure some of them will make lovely parents and don’t get me wrong, I’m pleased for them, but Durex must be having a massive sales low at the moment.   


is trying to arrange a surprise birthday party for someone? Jesus, at my wits end right now. 

Especially when miss slutty mcslutbag (one of the Mr’s bessies) is being such a little bitch about it. Look love, I don’t like you and you don’t like me but I’ve invited you because its for HIM and HE likes you. 

And  I’M putting our differences aside to make his birthday special so YOU can just grow a pair and stop being so whiny. 

Honestly, women. 



Go and bullshit someone else. I don’t care. Which is why we split up 7 months ago. because i dont care. Not enough to try and make it work after you fucked a stripper, anyway. 

The last thing I want is more petty shit about “oooh but I was going to propose” “oooh I went into hospital with heart failure because you broke up with me”

It’s all lies. You forget that I was in a relationship with you. I do still know you better than most people. And I know when you’re talking shit. 

And as your final parting blow “I will cut you out of my life completely if you don’t want to be my wife”

I guess this is goodbye then.


marleemarlzz asked: awww babychavs! i tried to write on that same thing but couldn't cos i'm shit on tumblr... but we really do! are you free thursday this week?! we could definitely do something then if you are? xxxx<3

owwwhh mann no im booked up until next week i’m afraid… but definately sometime VERY VERY VERY soon. I’m growing my fringe out so my hairs all alskdjfhsguiodfko ;) love you lotss xxxxxx

And I think I’ll blow my brains against the ceiling
And as the fragments of my skull begin to fall
Fall on your tongue like pixie dust just think happy thoughts
And we’ll fly home

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My mood.

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marleemarlzz asked: it is actually ridiculous. i've not seen/spoke to you in so long. i know what you mean that picture day seems like forever ago..<3 xx

It’s crazy. 
We need to deffo do something soon!! Can you believe how long ago it was that we were sat in the pub singing “sheeeaaaaoooooo” hahaa xxxxx <3



I miss you boyo. 
We should go out looking for babychavs!

remember when you made me this? 


I miss you too- I remember when you made those pics :’) how long ago does runshaw seem?? 

<3 <3 <3



Is this for real? KISSKISSKISSKISSKISSKISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I will freaking wee with excitement. 



Is this for real? KISSKISSKISSKISSKISSKISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will freaking wee with excitement. 

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